When the entire packing was done, I suddenly remembered something.
“I’ll be back in ten, I said”
I rushed to the chemist and bought a pack of 10 condoms. Sneaked it in the room and handed it to her – “Put it somewhere in the check-in baggage, we dont want to get embarrassed during the security check.”
Arrey itne saaro ki kya zaroorat hai.
Ek le le bahot ho gaya.
“Pagal hai kya? Atleast 3-4 lagenge ek week mein. Holiday pe jaa rahe hain, abhi se bol deta hoon”
But she knows us better than i do. Only 1 was required. 1 intense fun session which hopefully i shall write about, but just 1.
When we return to india, she sends me a link to a newspaper article –
“Happily married couples require sex just once a week, survey says.”
So now her knowledge is backed by (albeit flimsy) evidence.
I lay down my weapons. And accept my fate.
1 is still greater than 0.